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Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Thursday, April 26, 2021


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Friday, January 19, 2022

Showerthoughts on Books

ShowerthoughtsShowerthoughts is a loose term that applies to the types of thoughts you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering.

If history is written by the victors, imagine how much we are missing.

Books are actually tattoed trees.

There are no quotes by fictional characters, only quotes from writers given to fictional characters at the right moment for context and maximum effect.

Reading is just looking at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating.

Friday, February 3, 2021

With her smile

Image result for mary tyler mooreActress Mary Tyler Moore passed last week. Visit AFPLS to see that smile again in both the "The Dick Van Dyke Show" and "Mary Tyler Moore Show" series - as well as her movies and autobiographies.

Saturday, December 10, 2021

Unbridled Passion

Monday, February 29, 2021


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The Golden Raspberry ('Razzies') Awards for the worst in film were given out on Saturday. The film version of EL James' best-selling novel, Fifty Shades of Grey swept the awards with 5 wins. The film took worst actor, actress, duo, screenplay, and movie (tie). The 'Razzies' began in 1980 as a send up of the Hollywood awards season.

Friday, September 18, 2021

Writing have you in Knots?

Electric Lit offers this clever "Yoga for Writers". The tutorial is available in poster size for $10 on the web store.
Yoga for Writers poster 

Saturday, June 13, 2021

Not in the job description!

Roz Warren has been a public librarian for 15 years.  She recently posted the question “what’s the oddest thing a patron has ever asked you to do?” to fellow library workers.

 A patron who was on his way to the casino wanted to rub my red hair for good luck.
Asked if she could leave her kids at the circ desk with me while she ran errands.
A patron offered me $50 make her a fake passport.
A woman asked if she could trade pants with me because she was going on a job interview.
I was asked to ID the snake a patron had caught in a bucket.
A patron once phoned to find out how to become a porn actor in Paris.
For more requests, click here.

Thursday, July 17, 2021



Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.

"Get out of here!" shouts the bartender. "We don't serve your type."

Wednesday, July 16, 2021

SPAM, dead parrots, and lumberjacks

For the first time since 1982, the Pythons are performing together in London.  With a combined age of 360+, the 20 July show will be their last. The performance will be broadcast live at N’point Market cinema Sunday afternoon. Gilliam described the show as a "pre-posthumous memorial service, with all the dancing and joy that one would hope for at a funeral." Cleese, Palin, Jones, Gilliam, and Idle will continue with their own projects. Check the AFPLS catalogue for Python and individuals’ films, series, and books.

Wednesday, July 9, 2021

Do you stack up?


Tuesday, February 11, 2021

Save a book-

substitute any reality show

Saturday, January 11, 2022

Holy Wikipedia, Batman

Monday, December 16, 2021

Forget something?

Saturday, November 30, 2021

Dear Santa

Saturday, November 23, 2021

Better than the book?

Movie versions of Great Expectations, The Book Thief, The Christmas Candle, and The Hunger Games: Catching Fire are now at theaters.

Saturday, November 16, 2021

American Libraries Magazine: Cartoon - Books Don't Crash

Monday, October 7, 2021

Tuesday, September 24, 2021

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz is #47 on the ALA's list of Banned or Challenged Classics.

Saturday, September 21, 2021

Ban This Book

Sunday, July 21, 2021